Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Jury Duty

Today I was talking with some people about how one can avoid being selected for a jury if it falls during a busy week. Some possible methods were:

- Rave on and on about your beliefs on capital punishment

- Show up drunk (this may result in arrest for public intoxication, though)

- Bring some green army men and play with them loudly during the selection process, making gun noises as they shoot each other

What other ideas do you have? They can't entail lying or deceit, just good excuses that are real or ways to make yourself look like you'd make a bad juror.

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